How To Trim Your Nose Hair
No one wants to see your nose hair.

People want to see noise hair like they want to see roadkill or someone’s opened fly.

That makes no one, save for a few demented folks.

No one likes seeing things like nose hair because it’s unsightly.

If there’s a line that separates the tolerable faux pas from the intolerable ones, nose hair hangs out in the latter’s deep end. And while exposed nose hair isn’t quite as offensive as passing wind or belching among company, it is more offensive than keeping your shoes on in someone’s house sans asking the shoe rule or pointing at people in public like an asshole.

Getting old is a part of life, granted, but no one woke up today and factored nose hair into their list of things to dodge. Nose hairs are the butt crack of your face.
If your nose hair’s showing, be a good citizen and trim it.

Here’s how to do just that.
 
First, A Word On Frequency

How often you’ll trim your nose hair depends entirely on your genes. Are you hairy? Were your forefathers hairy? Has 40 come and gone? If it’s a “yes” to all those, then you’re looking at once every two days or so. Otherwise, once a week’s the default setting you’ll want.
 
What To Use

This comes down to who wins when the luddite on your right shoulder fights the technophile on the left. For the first of the two methods we’ll look at, let’s assume the technophile wins.

The Best Battery-Powered Nose Hair Trimmer

Battery-powered trimmers boast blades that, once revved up, eat through nose hair like nothing. Our favourite is Panasonic’s High-Performance Multi-Use trimmer, not just because it works in and out of the shower but because it’s worth every penny. Double edge blades fashioned from Japanese stainless steel sit inside a protective cone that keep said blades from slicing the interior of your nostrils. And it’s even got a built-in vacuum system. Hey, if you’re going hard, go hard.

The Best Manual Solution

If you’re still reading, chances are you like things done the hard way. Respectable, but let’s hope you’re not an actual luddite. The robots will take over whether we like it or not.

Since you rely on the dexterity of your hands, consider Tweezerman’s Facial Hair Scissors, the fittest instrument for the task. Both blades are rounded at the tip in case sudden blasts of thunder make you jump. Both blades are also concave like the inside of your nostrils, so with a steady hand and enough patience, getting in and out of those holes will be a cinch.

Remember These Two Crucial Tips

1. Regardless of which of the two aforesaid methods you pick, you’ll want your head tilted back under a light while you trim. This’ll give you the best view of what’s got to go and what not to touch.
2. Don’t be an idiot and wax your nose hair like the guy below.

Did You Know You Have Two Kinds of Nose Hair?​
There are those that grow, and those that unfurl
No?  Then you'll want to read this article from Men'sHealth.

People want to see noise hair like they want to see roadkill or someone’s opened fly.

That makes no one, save for a few demented folks.

No one likes seeing things like nose hair because it’s unsightly.

If there’s a line that separates the tolerable faux pas from the intolerable ones, nose hair hangs out in the latter’s deep end. And while exposed nose hair isn’t quite as offensive as passing wind or belching among company, it is more offensive than keeping your shoes on in someone’s house sans asking the shoe rule or pointing at people in public like an asshole.

Getting old is a part of life, granted, but no one woke up today and factored nose hair into their list of things to dodge. Nose hairs are the butt crack of your face.
If your nose hair’s showing, be a good citizen and trim it.

Here’s how to do just that.

First, A Word On Frequency

​How often you’ll trim your nose hair depends entirely on your genes. Are you hairy? Were your forefathers hairy? Has 40 come and gone? If it’s a “yes” to all those, then you’re looking at once every two days or so. Otherwise, once a week’s the default setting you’ll want.

What To Use

This comes down to who wins when the luddite on your right shoulder fights the technophile on the left. For the first of the two methods we’ll look at, let’s assume the technophile wins.

The Best Battery-Powered Nose Hair Trimmer

Battery-powered trimmers boast blades that, once revved up, eat through nose hair like nothing. Our favourite is Panasonic’s High-Performance Multi-Use trimmer, not just because it works in and out of the shower but because it’s worth every penny. Double edge blades fashioned from Japanese stainless steel sit inside a protective cone that keep said blades from slicing the interior of your nostrils. And it’s even got a built-in vacuum system. Hey, if you’re going hard, go hard.

The Best Manual Solution

If you’re still reading, chances are you like things done the hard way. Respectable, but let’s hope you’re not an actual luddite. The robots will take over whether we like it or not.

Since you rely on the dexterity of your hands, consider Tweezerman’s Facial Hair Scissors, the fittest instrument for the task. Both blades are rounded at the tip in case sudden blasts of thunder make you jump. Both blades are also concave like the inside of your nostrils, so with a steady hand and enough patience, getting in and out of those holes will be a cinch.

Remember These Two Crucial Tips

1. Regardless of which of the two aforesaid methods you pick, you’ll want your head tilted back under a light while you trim. This’ll give you the best view of what’s got to go and what not to touch.
2. Don’t be an idiot and wax your nose hair like the guy below.
   

​Did You Know You Have Two Kinds of Nose Hair?​

There are those that grow, and those that unfurl

No?  Then you'll want to read this article from Men'sHealth.

2020 gave men a chance to let their hair and beards grow untamed, with isolation allowing them to pay little attention to style and trends, but, thankfully, 2021 is looking like a return to the best of men’s style.

With that in mind, renowned hair educator and award-winning Men’s Hairdresser of the Year Jules Tognini, in collbration with Bulldog Skincare, is predicting the top men’s hair trends in grooming and shaving for the year to come. Building off recent survey stats that show almost half of male responders were planning to experiment with a new style soon, it’s time to make 2021 the year of the beard.

So, what grooming trends does 2021 have in store?

1. Tidier beards
Lockdown beards will stick around but be tamed, with 58 per cent of men surveyed saying their planning on grooming and tidying their iso beard a little more (and we’re grateful for that). 

2. Moustaches are in
Mo-vember is a couple of months in the past but is still having it’s mo-ment (sorry). One in ten men surveyed are interested in trying a moustache early in this year, and we’re here for the experimentation.

3. Skincare focus
Along with facial hair grooming, men will be elevating their focus on skincare, with 19 per cent of responders looking to reboot their skincare regime and use more male grooming products, such as moisturiser and face wash, daily.
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We’re optimistic for 2021, so here’s to more time spent together, brighter days and beards groomed in the best way possible.

Autumn hates your face. It hates your skin and your beard. Autumn is Winter’s hype man, intent on wreaking havoc so that all Winter has to do is come in and finish you off. 

It’s a shame really because Autumn as a season is cool, with all its greens and browns and musky smells. But there’s no reasoning with it. All you can do is protect your skin and facial hair and show it that you’re not phased. 

We’ve got six of the finest Autumn Beard Care tips to help you do just that. 

1.Wash your face regularly

We talk about washing your beard a lot on this blog. It’s the number one step in our five-step process. What we don’t talk much about is washing your face. Partly because by washing your beard you are washing your face and, well, washing your face in the morning and evening is as natural as brushing your teeth. 

But we’re mentioning washing your face now. Because the skin that’s not covered by hair deserves the same five-star treatment as your mane — i.e. more than a splash of water. 

When Autumn comes for your face, depending on how much sebum oil your body produces, it’s either going to make your skin more oily or dry it out. Which means you’re either going to have to replenish and cleanse or just cleanse. Whichever it is, you need to give your face and beard a good scrub. 

We’ll start with the cleansing. 

Rather than using beard wash, which is what we normally recommend for cleaning your beard, opt for a natural soap — as in a good old fashioned bar of soap — that can be lathered in your hands and used to attack your face as one. Natural soap is designed to gently rid your face and skin of excess oil and clean away any grime and dirt without drying out of your face.    
 
When using soap, it’s important that you get the water temperature spot on. As tempting as it is on a cold day, avoid splashing hot water on your face. It’ll only strip the skin of the natural oils the soap is trying to protect, causing brittle hair and irritated skin. Instead, get the water running lukewarm. Not too cold to shock you, but not warm enough to upset your face or beard. 

Once you’ve washed your face, it’s time to replenish and get some always needed hydration to your face. 

2. Moisturise 

The combination of cold weather and spending time indoors around heaters will dry out your skin and beard. To prevent that from happening, you need to go all-in on the moisturiser. 

Have separate natural moisturisers — one for your skin and one for your beard — and apply them daily before you leave the house, throughout the day whenever your skin or beard starts to feel dry, itchy or irritable, and before you go to bed in the evening.  

For your skin, most reputable moisturisers will do the job.

For your beard, you have a few options:

• Beard balm, formulated to tame and control unruly hair as well as hydrating it
• Beard butter, formulated to protect, soften and condition facial hair
• Beard oil, formulated to protect, hydrate and condition facial hair

You don’t have to choose just one of these options. An Autumn beard Care routine will benefit from all three. Each will also work to get moisture to the skin beneath your mane. 

That said, if you’re going to have one as a sidekick when you’re out and about, make beard oil your go-to. 

3. Oil up

To keep your beard healthy and maintain strong growth, keep a natural beard oil with your keys and phone. 

Beard oil can be applied after washing, eating, going to the toilet, whenever. Your beard can never have enough of the stuff. It provides a barrier against the bite of the Autumn wind and gives your facial hair the nutrients it needs to thrive. 

A 50ml bottle will easily see you through Autumn. A 100ml bottle will get you through winter too.

4. Change up the scents

While we’re talking about beard products, we should mention scents. You don’t have to pick scented beard oil, balm or butter. If you prefer to go au naturel, that’s cool. But if you’re a fan of a fragrant beard, you might want to choose an Autumn-y scent — something that fits in with the musky, woody smells of the season. 

We recommend classic cedarwood and sandalwood.

5. Keep your beard in check

If you’re exposing your beard to the elements every day it’s going to get somewhat unruly. As mentioned, beard balm will help keep hair under control, but you’ll still need to keep the length tidy. This requires some trimming. 

By ‘trimming’, we don’t mean taking a pair of clippers to your beard. You can leave the heavy-duty stuff to your barber. All you need to do is keep it in check between visits to the cutting chair. 

Here’s how to keep your beard neat:

• Shave any rogue hairs above your natural beard line. Don’t touch your beard line, just the hairs on your cheeks and around your sideburns. 
• Trim away hairs below the natural line of your beard as it curves from ear to ear. Don’t touch anything above that natural line and don’t clean shave your neck, it won’t do your beard or jawline any favours. 
• Trim away any stray hairs you find after washing and brushing. Focus only on the hairs that don’t fall in line. Anything else and you might find yourself in a full landscaping job, trying to match one side with the other. 

For an in-depth guide on trimming and the tools you need, check out our post on how to trim your beard like a boss.

6. Keep a comb handy

There’s nothing like wind and cold weather for getting your beard in a tangled mess. If you’re going to be oiling your mane regularly, you need to be combing it too. So add a comb to the list of things you don’t leave home without. 

Comb your beard after washing and applying beard oil, and whenever the hair looks or feels tangled. If your beard is close to your face, you might want to opt for a bristle brush rather than a comb. But whichever you go for, make sure it’s always close to hand. 

Follow these autumn beard care steps and your beard will survive anything that Autumn can throw at you and then some.

These grooming tips come to you from across the pond, MoBro's UK